Friday 25 January 2013

'Cause I think it is very annoying.

When I wrote this particular post, I stared at the title for a long time, praying my self-control will overpower my irresistible urge to delete the title or at least change the formation of it. But that's what this is about. Annoying sentences like these, that dominate the majority of  Facebook. 
This morning, I was just looking through some photos. I like reading captions, it's fun. A weird obsession, but hey, we all have ours. They say pictures express a lot, but sometimes we need a few lines for the wholesome affect of it. Which is why, we have captions. Now, captions convey a lot about the photo as well as what kind of person they are, people can analyze a person's intellect by just reading the caption. (I don't even think the last bit is true, but I said that cause it sounds very heavy :P) 
But I honestly think it does, either people shouldn't be bothered to write a caption, or they should write good ones. 
Maybe a good quote, because quotes make you sound intelligent. Or the story behind these photos, because if you put up this photo in public domain, might as well tell us the story behind it. Two lines from a song? That's fine too, at least the ones who don't know the song, has a +1 in their playlist. 
What annoys me to the fullest extent is " 'Cause _____ told me ____" AAAAAAAHHH. I feel like holding them by their virtual shoulders, giving them a good shake and saying "Nobody cares why you put it up, we never asked you!" It just ticks me off! I mean, " 'Cause Duggu said it's got swag :* " Fine! Let Duggu or say that, we do NOT need to know, that happened between two people, the rest of the world just wastes 2 minutes of their life reading some reasoning which didn't even require questioning. Maybe one photo yes, you could do that, but not every single photo in your profile!
Plus, photos ni=ow a days are not for memories, they are for Facebook and Instagram!

'Cause you people need to be more productive. 
'Cause nobody cares about your causes
'Cause I'm least bothered about who says who has swag. 

Peace (Y)

Thursday 24 January 2013

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

I am tired about writing about the problems the world faces, it's boring me *yawn*.  As I stare into the little of the sky that's left after all those trees, I begin to wonder what to write about next. Because I don't always feel like writing, but when I do, I just have to write, regardless if I have a topic or not. That's when my SuperSister comes to the rescue. 

It's funny how people use words with many syllables just to look intelligent right? They might not even know the meaning, nevertheless, they use it. Because it leaves your listeners in the impression that you're "perspicacious" "sagacious" and exceptionally deep. (Yes the first two words, I looked up the thesaurus). I think it just makes you look foolish. Because clearly they haven't heard the saying "Empty vessels make most noise", if they did, they wouldn't be using it. Moreover, the whole knack of it is, how you place your words. 
A contumacious entity who is erudite and adroit would fathom that Brobdingnagian words aren't what makes a sentence plausible.
Rather a thick-headed bloke thinks that the more syllables you have in the word, the better versed you seem. Well, big words consequently are only good for scrabble.
Which by the way I love. 
Oscar Wilde said " I am so clever sometimes I don't understand a word of what I am saying"
That, happens to over-intelligent people. But not these who read the dictionary like it's a Harry Potter novel. Impress people by your lines, not by words, cause that's what matters. 
Authors, for instance use simple language most of the time. Because that is what the readers like, complex messages in simple lines. That's what generally everybody likes. 

You know what would be funny, if your plan backfires, and the other person in the conversation uses bigger words. You're standing there, making a complete fool of yourself.

My point is, whoever is reading this, please don't use these big words even if you don't know the meaning. Clearly, whoever coined the phobia of long words (Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia) had quite a sense of humor and irony. And I will have that gargantuan phobia if this prevails!

Peace Out Y'all. 

Tuesday 22 January 2013

Wakey Wakey India!

It's become a  new trend now hasn't it? To write in great sympathy about how men are ruthless. I'm not to judge since, well I wrote quite extensively as well about the brutality. But then I realized, rape is nothing new, it has been happening for a long time, just a little more low key.

But one girl's death, sparked a rage. With I think is now just turning into a plague which makes everyone weary. Articles, workshops, videos, Facebook posts and tweets and obviously blogs. And the news papers is what beleaguers me, every other headline 'Girl raped, woman murdered, la la la' what a piss off. These people should really start a whole column for rape and crimes against women, so I could just skip it all together. Being the good little media, they often tend to circumvent the real reasons behind it, 'just for the entertainment of their readers'.

Why do they do this? And why is it that now it's even more ostentatious? Uh. And giving fuel to the fire, we have men doing this even more! Incest, pedophillic, and other gruesome things. These things give me borborygmi and it's not because of the food. (that's a funny word right? borborygmus, *tehehe*)

Anyhow, you know what really bothers me is that,t it cost a girl's life for the nation to rub it's eyes and see what's happened. And that's what caused the fire, she was the spark many will salute her for making the nation wake up. But I wonder, will it always be like this? In order for people to finally wake up, is it necessary that one or more lives are at stake? Is that how we will finally have conclusions? 
(God forbid) Only when the Prime Minister gets caught for some scandal that we'll really take any action against the bogusness of his past? Why is it that way? 

It takes some real serious misdeeds and losses of lives for people to really be affected. Not one or two austere people wouldn't save the country. Even if they betted their whole lives. It takes millions. 
And how do we do that? Not by blaming the government (however true) about how they don't do what they ought to, because hey! we are also to be a part of the game, because it's the majority of us that chose those people to govern us. 
So, I being just another kid, can't change the world. Why don't we form organisations, and teach those who can't afford to be taught, help those who can't help themselves and pray for everyone?

As high in expectations this is, I know our country will one day become the best. We've just got to work towards that and keep faith in each other!