Last Cynical Post

Reading my blog, and thinking an outsider. I would profile the writer as a cynic, pessimist and highly critical of every movement of the Indian sub-continent. That's not very nice, now is it? It's too depressing, my life looks so grey. Which is probably in the parallel universe. Anyhow, this post, is my last cynical post. And I'm just going to tell everyone what ever I just absolutely, completely, wholly and undoubtedly despise. 

1. THE LESS FORTUNATE PEOPLE DROOLING OVER SOME FOOD: I can not stand the sight of that. Especially little kids, when they just look at you when you're eating something, they just there. A side of me, wants to offer the food to the child and watch they way they eat it up. But the glutton takes over. One day, I promise to feed every poor person who even looks at me with all the food I have.
2. LITTLE KIDS FORCED TO BEG/WORK: I don't get it, when we're just minding our own business and counting down till the signal turns green and then *BAM* there's a small child about 7 or 8, comes and flattens out her dirt-smitten face on the window and knocks once or twice either with a something to sell in her hand, or miming that she wants money to eat. But I've heard, that whatever money they earn really goes to cold-blooded businessmen who make money out of these little kids. (Courtesy: Slumdog Millionaire) So, you're supposed to hand out food, but these kids refuse that. Or when these people come with little babies crying from the little slings hanging from the shoulder. And when I see them clearing tables and cleaning out the waste in small shops, it's depressing. I feel like shaking the shop owners by the shoulders and saying, realize, these kids are in school not to be clearing out other people's waste! But I'm just an eccentric girl, no one wants to listen to me.
3. OLD PEOPLE WORKING: Why? Why is this inhuman evil done on this Earth? It breaks my heart to see old people working, the ones with white hair, barely enough teeth to count and a shriveled body do labour. Why do people hire them? Yes, hardship might prevail at home. But isn't that what the kids are for? To return whatever sacrifice your parents have made for you and let them have a happy old age? It's soul tearing.
4. PEOPLE EATING ALONE: There should be a law against little kids and old people eating alone. I should go and give them company, but if I do that they might just think I am mentally deranged. I just cringe when I see people eat alone, some lost in thoughts, or some just void. The lonely air is still around them. It's contagious, cause I just suddenly become all blue and depressed.
5. OBNOXIOUS TEENAGERS: The ones who think they're too cool for the world. The ones who walk around the streets in "cooling glass" and "skinny jeans". The mean ones who torture animals, and even record all that. I don't know why I even bother talking about them, because I am a teenager too. So, let's move on.
6. PEOPLE WHO MAKE TOO LONG SPEECHES: Yes, we understand you like the sound of your own voice, we know the mic is pretty cool. But please! The horrible excuse for a speech is just remorseless droning of a monotonous voice. Or if you intend to make it long, make it entertaining. That way you're captive of the audience and thus you shall not witness people sleeping off. And so, you've got yourself a nice speech.
7. WHEN YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE: Which is why, I shall stop here. 

   

   Here are old people smiling

   
   

   

   Here's a kitten, just because.

   
   

   

   Happy children are as cute as the kitten above